Week Two Summary
Courtesy of the Strapping young men of The Fantasy Baseball Generals.
Here is a down and dirty summary of the league results this week.
Mock Draft Central beats Fantasy Baseball Generals 7-3. Ugh. Miguel Cabrera is hitting like he is on the Junkyard Jake squad and Magglio Ordonez’ hair is starting to affect his swing. There aren’t any better explanantions are there? MDC’s starters get shellacked and he still wins. MDC seems to be a strong contender. Our division is shaping up like the AL East and the other division looks like the Eastern League by comparison.
On the good side, The Generals were added as one of the "fantasies" over at Babes Love Baseball. So even though we lost, we have hot women as admirers. Take that!
Greco ties Stoney’s Lounge 4-4-2. Just goes to show that looks do not a fantasy team make. You could not have two more different looking people than Paul “Pretty Boy” Greco and Stoney. This was a hard fought battle that came down to the wire. Greco adds Carlos Lee to his squad looking to El Caballo to round up some more points.
Fantasy Baseball Search beats Fantasy Baseball Geeks 6-3-1. The feel good story of the year so far is the plucky Fantasy Baseball Search team, tearing up their division despite questionable managerial judgment. Todd Farino is leading his team to the top, despite mispronouncing Robinson Cano as Robinson “Canoe.” J.J. Hardy, on his team’s manager: “He can’t spell my first name even if I spot him a J.”
Rotodoc trounces Baseball Geeks 8-2. The Baseball Geeks’ Player Track system continues to take an early beating. Thankfully their manager is an S&M enthusiast, so look for the team to continue to get flogged every week.
Roto Authority edges Junkyard Jake 8-2. RC has to whip his minions in line, taking away thier towel privileges. Strangely, RC is now frequently seen hanging around his team’s showers. With another showing like this, RC may be demoted on the radio show from “Co-Host” to “Janitor.”
Fantasy Baseball Mafia crushes Fantasy Fanatics 8-2. The Mafia squad rises to the challenge in honor of the departure of their owner from The Wiretap Radio Show. Said Mafia stalwart Brandon Lyon, “Thank God he is gone; I was afraid to start my car after I kept blowing saves. Hopefully I will lose the job soon so I don’t have to worry.” Mafia first baseman Prince Fielder, now a vegetarian, will have to get his calorie laden pasta dishes elsewhere. I hear Tony Cincotta makes a mean lasagna.
Here is a down and dirty summary of the league results this week.
Mock Draft Central beats Fantasy Baseball Generals 7-3. Ugh. Miguel Cabrera is hitting like he is on the Junkyard Jake squad and Magglio Ordonez’ hair is starting to affect his swing. There aren’t any better explanantions are there? MDC’s starters get shellacked and he still wins. MDC seems to be a strong contender. Our division is shaping up like the AL East and the other division looks like the Eastern League by comparison.
On the good side, The Generals were added as one of the "fantasies" over at Babes Love Baseball. So even though we lost, we have hot women as admirers. Take that!
Greco ties Stoney’s Lounge 4-4-2. Just goes to show that looks do not a fantasy team make. You could not have two more different looking people than Paul “Pretty Boy” Greco and Stoney. This was a hard fought battle that came down to the wire. Greco adds Carlos Lee to his squad looking to El Caballo to round up some more points.
Fantasy Baseball Search beats Fantasy Baseball Geeks 6-3-1. The feel good story of the year so far is the plucky Fantasy Baseball Search team, tearing up their division despite questionable managerial judgment. Todd Farino is leading his team to the top, despite mispronouncing Robinson Cano as Robinson “Canoe.” J.J. Hardy, on his team’s manager: “He can’t spell my first name even if I spot him a J.”
Rotodoc trounces Baseball Geeks 8-2. The Baseball Geeks’ Player Track system continues to take an early beating. Thankfully their manager is an S&M enthusiast, so look for the team to continue to get flogged every week.
Roto Authority edges Junkyard Jake 8-2. RC has to whip his minions in line, taking away thier towel privileges. Strangely, RC is now frequently seen hanging around his team’s showers. With another showing like this, RC may be demoted on the radio show from “Co-Host” to “Janitor.”
Fantasy Baseball Mafia crushes Fantasy Fanatics 8-2. The Mafia squad rises to the challenge in honor of the departure of their owner from The Wiretap Radio Show. Said Mafia stalwart Brandon Lyon, “Thank God he is gone; I was afraid to start my car after I kept blowing saves. Hopefully I will lose the job soon so I don’t have to worry.” Mafia first baseman Prince Fielder, now a vegetarian, will have to get his calorie laden pasta dishes elsewhere. I hear Tony Cincotta makes a mean lasagna.
3 Comments:
I made it a close match, entering Sat. As long as my #1 pick hits like Mario Mendoza, nothing will change.
And, oh yah... do those "Babes Love Baseball" babes like S&M?
And, how could you get excited about their alleged love for you when I have yet to see a photo of you on any site?
Baseball brains can only get you so far. You can't tuck baseball brains into the front of your trousers.
I quote one of the Babes, when seeing my facebook page: "CUTE!" with the caps and exclamation point.
I can get away with anything I want in my trousers. After all, Todd gets away with a thimble in his.
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