The General Failed in Planning....
Oh Patrick (Fantasy Baseball Generals) I love your usage of big words with little meaning. Even better your hope and positive outlook on the season is sharp enough to cut butter.
One thing the mighty genius our resident General forgot to plan for is my draft strategy, a strategy I plan to unveil in a few days at www.fbbible.com . He may have planned for a vicious dominating bullpen, but he did not plan for a well balanced aggressive team that won't let up.
You see while Fantasy Baseball Generals waits to see his plan work like other failed military leaders have he forgets that while I've only dominated 3 weeks and there is still a long season he can't overlook several FACTS which I will list:
1. I've shown that he can be beat consistently.
2. I've built myself a lead to work with and not a hole to dig myself out of as my opponent throws dirt on me.
3. As Patrick's team struggles with mediocrity and its struggle to get back to a league power, my team to has struggled yet I sit in first place. What happens dear Patrick when I get John Lackey and Rich Harden back? Or when Robinson Cano, Andruw Jones, Carlos Beltran, and others actually start hitting. How tough will I be then?
4. My bullpen as been a disaster yet it beats yours? What I imagine will happen when Corpas and Valverde settle down?
5. Then there is my solid bench that isn't much yet. JJ Hardy, Kelly Johnson, Adam Jones, and Matt Diaz will hit, and when that happens, how will you defend that?
You see Patrick we are all struggling early in the season, and our struggles are equal. So when your team heats up and it will, I don't fear it. Cause my team will has well, and I promise you the wrath of James Loney will come down on you!
Admit defeat and retreat to a new strategy, one of legitimacy.
One thing the mighty genius our resident General forgot to plan for is my draft strategy, a strategy I plan to unveil in a few days at www.fbbible.com . He may have planned for a vicious dominating bullpen, but he did not plan for a well balanced aggressive team that won't let up.
You see while Fantasy Baseball Generals waits to see his plan work like other failed military leaders have he forgets that while I've only dominated 3 weeks and there is still a long season he can't overlook several FACTS which I will list:
1. I've shown that he can be beat consistently.
2. I've built myself a lead to work with and not a hole to dig myself out of as my opponent throws dirt on me.
3. As Patrick's team struggles with mediocrity and its struggle to get back to a league power, my team to has struggled yet I sit in first place. What happens dear Patrick when I get John Lackey and Rich Harden back? Or when Robinson Cano, Andruw Jones, Carlos Beltran, and others actually start hitting. How tough will I be then?
4. My bullpen as been a disaster yet it beats yours? What I imagine will happen when Corpas and Valverde settle down?
5. Then there is my solid bench that isn't much yet. JJ Hardy, Kelly Johnson, Adam Jones, and Matt Diaz will hit, and when that happens, how will you defend that?
You see Patrick we are all struggling early in the season, and our struggles are equal. So when your team heats up and it will, I don't fear it. Cause my team will has well, and I promise you the wrath of James Loney will come down on you!
Admit defeat and retreat to a new strategy, one of legitimacy.



1 Comments:
This coming from a guy who says this is a "fact":
1. If he is still in free agency in your league, GET HIM!
how is that a "fact?" Seems more like an "opinion!"
That said though you are right about Ellsbury so far.
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