Closers can really suck unless they are a General

Geez, you want to hear about luck Rob? Here I am pulling my hair out everyday cause I didn't have the balls to put four SPs and 4 P's that I have to watch Patrick take advantage and throw a .078 ERA and WHIP. And he does it in the first week!

What's worse is every other closer especially mine are blowing saves left and right, and I mean the 3-run variety.

His number will come some day. He who laughs last, laughs the loudest in a vacuum.


WAIT, NEWS BULLETIN:

Expert League Owner Actually Starts Rafael Betancourt and He Gets HIT!

Yea, Patrick's ERA is higher than mine!

Those are my thoughts.