The Big News This Week Is....
The resurgence of the scrappy young guns from Junkyard Jake and Baseball Geeks. Apparently moved by their manager's removal of towel privileges and his installation of peepholes in the locker room, his team has kicked into high gear. Jake's men are fighting strong against the powerhouse squad from Mock Draft Central, fighting them to a 4-4-2 stalemate so far.
The key to the resurgence this week has been Miguel Cabrera, who so sadly let RC down in weeks one and two. Moved by a heart to heart talk with RC, in which RC was bellowing and crying as he did after seeing The Sisterhood Of The Travelling Pants, Cabrera promptly hit a homerun and avowed that he will singlehandedly carry his team to victory.
Another team looking to vault out of the cellar is the Baseball Geeks, and what better tonic than to face the "players" from Fantasy Baseball Search. Rob's beloved Geeks are slapfighting their way to a victory against the FBS squad. Taking a cue from Bill Veeck and Lou Boudreau, Rob's team devoted a Memorial Service to C.C. Sabathia of the Fantasy Baseball Search by bringing out a coffin. Todd Farino, attending the service, said "well, at least I have Doug Brocail to take his place."
It will be a fighting finish, and the entire country, nay the world, are rooting for the plucky RC Rizza and Rob Reed to hold on and rack up a W.
The key to the resurgence this week has been Miguel Cabrera, who so sadly let RC down in weeks one and two. Moved by a heart to heart talk with RC, in which RC was bellowing and crying as he did after seeing The Sisterhood Of The Travelling Pants, Cabrera promptly hit a homerun and avowed that he will singlehandedly carry his team to victory.
Another team looking to vault out of the cellar is the Baseball Geeks, and what better tonic than to face the "players" from Fantasy Baseball Search. Rob's beloved Geeks are slapfighting their way to a victory against the FBS squad. Taking a cue from Bill Veeck and Lou Boudreau, Rob's team devoted a Memorial Service to C.C. Sabathia of the Fantasy Baseball Search by bringing out a coffin. Todd Farino, attending the service, said "well, at least I have Doug Brocail to take his place."
It will be a fighting finish, and the entire country, nay the world, are rooting for the plucky RC Rizza and Rob Reed to hold on and rack up a W.
2 Comments:
St. Patty. I am the world, and I'm not rooting for Rob to win. My team had the flu for the first 3 days of the week, ya the flu. And they also had the rns, ya, bad burritos from a, uummmm. Bolivian famrer's daughter who cooked them with manure. yaa, that's the ticket. Blame it on bad Bolivian burritos, but here's the weekend!
I'll take it 7-3.
St. Patty,
I am the world, and I'm not rooting for Rob to win. My team had the flu for the first 3 days of the week, ya that's right the flu. And they also had the runs, ya, bad burritos from a uummmm, Bolivian farmer's daughter who cooked them with manure. yea, that's the ticket. Blame it on bad Bolivian burritos, but here's the weekend!
I'll take it 7-3.
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